FREDERICK AND JOHN spin out over the Size Queen Mania that’s gripping the nation in this February 27, 2025 episode of FAME WHORES.
Guys from Wall Street wizards to Silicon Valley bros are lining up for ‘Girth Enhancements,’ ‘Scrotum Fills’ and ‘ShoTox’ (that’s Botox for men who want to be showers and not just growers!)
Plus the Longevity guru, Bryan Johnson, who tracks his nocturnal erections in a competition with his teenage son.
The only movie to depict the truth about sex-for-sale lap-dancing, our Oscar fave Anora.
Some predictions on where the new jungle White Lotus is going.
And, of course, our own St. Luigi, who had to beg his fans to stop sending nude photos and dollar bills wrapped in love letters in quantities not seen since that other Sweetheart of Death Row, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Yes, boys and girls, something for the whole family!
MOOD BOARD for this Episode
The waxen, erection-focused, immortality-chasing tech bro Bryan Johnson.
Anora and Mikey Madison for the win!
Luigi Mangione attends a hearing at Manhattan Criminal Court on Feb. 21, 2025, in loafers and shackles.
Donald Trump sucking on Elon Musk’s toes.
Patrick Schwarzenegger and Sam Nivola from episode 2 of White Lotus.
Photo credits: Bryan Johnson via YouTube screen cap, Anora publicity photo via Neon Studios, Luigi photo via WWD screen cap, HBO’s White Lotus clip via Frederick Woodruff’s laptop and iPhone. Trump/Musk image from Snopes.com. Opening monster dick placard from Diane Hanson’s The Big Penis Book, published by TASCHEN. Available here.
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